October 24, 2019……Cold…
It’s too darn cold to get me warmed up I got me no coffee in my frozen cup.
You may wonder why, hell I wonder too Don’t have me no answer, I barely have a clue.
The liquid ain’t liquid it’s crystals you see All my water is froze that’s just how it be.
That shit be froze and it’s a problem yo Because I try to pour it out but it just won’t go.
So I head to a shop Starbucks me thinks Yes paying for coffee believes me it stinks.
But they make it all hot and sexxxy and black All my friends know that I like it like that.
I say, “You fill me up, right to the top Don’t never slow down, don’t never stop.”
She asks me my name; I wink and go out on a limb I say, “Honey when you call me, you call me Two-Loaf Tim”.
She gives me her smile, I give her my grin We all got distracted so I threw in some sin.
I paid for one coffee but I walked out with more I think that I best stay away from that store.
Don’t throw me no blame ‘cause I harbor no shame I took some chicks coffee, cup says Jane is her name.
Hell, I stole that coffee that’s the way that I roll And soon I’ll be sipping it, in hot Mexico.